• cynicalmushroom:


    real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

    cheese and tomatoes


    cheese and tomatoes


    cheese and tomatoes


    c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s


    food porn

    (via your-royal-thickness)

  • owlmylove:


    so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

    read it here:

    Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles


    (via your-royal-thickness)

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  • lipstickandligature:


    "Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".

    Because you’re not fucking losing anything.


    (via sillysocialisthippie)

  • libertybeforedeath:

    Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.

    (Source: tactical-tacos, via sillysocialisthippie)

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  • roryomalley:

    Sharpay Evans is my fave because I love how she struts around the school like she owns it and is convinced she’s the most popular girl in school but she’s really just a huge theatre geek I totally feel that

    (via little--nemo)

  • his kisses make me weak…even still after all this time

  • (via basedemily)

    (Source: kbfoto, via dessydee)

  • "It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that."
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  • Susan Cain (via quotes-shape-us)

    (via meetmeinlouisiana)

  • "Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions."
  • Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

    Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

    (Source: grebnesieh, via meetmeinlouisiana)

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  • meladoodle:

    I woke up like this (hungry)

    (via shehassomuchsoul)